AAAAAH SPIDERS

[16:28:07] Thuel: wow i jsut thought some insect was on my leg so i freaked out
[16:28:13] Thuel: had a JESUS TAKE TEH WHEEL moment
[16:28:23] Thuel: and the smacked my head against my closet
[16:28:29] Thuel: turns out its my earphone wire

vegaracist!?!/11

[29-6-2011 0:16:18] Hester van Leusen: i dont like salad and many vegetables cos i feel like im eating raw plants i picked off the side of a road
[29-6-2011 0:16:36] Joakim Hedlund: xD
[29-6-2011 0:16:36] Hester van Leusen: spinach-like stuff
[29-6-2011 0:16:49] Hester van Leusen: also the texture of peas is like they have hair in them
[29-6-2011 0:16:52] Hester van Leusen: like beans do
[29-6-2011 0:17:04] Sam: Wow
[29-6-2011 0:17:08] Sam: Thuel is a Vegaracist

HOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[16:14:15] Thuel: I HAVE MNO PRIVACY !@!!!!! EVER!!!1
[16:14:15] Thuel: 11
[16:14:19] Hutch: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:14:23] Hutch: 11 wut
[16:14:28] Thuel: 11 ur face
[16:14:29] Hutch: eleven O's in HOO?
[16:14:32] Thuel: ill 11 or aover ut
[16:14:34] Thuel: wow
[16:14:46] Hutch: sounds kinda innapropate
[16:14:50] Thuel: you bet
[16:14:52] Thuel: wink

Say Mommy

[16:09:07] Sam: NICOLE IS DEAAAAAAAD
[16:09:07] Hutch: a money or a med pack
[16:09:15] Thuel: NICOLE WAS DEAD ALL ALONG
[16:09:21] Hutch: SPOILET
[16:09:22] Hutch: ...
[16:09:24] Hutch: SPOILER
[16:09:26] Thuel: pafiall.
[16:09:28] Thuel: ..
[16:09:29] Thuel: phail*
[16:09:36] Hutch: fail fail n_n
[16:09:38] Thuel: dibt evcen csay
[16:09:42] Thuel: dont even say
[16:09:42] Hutch: ...wow
[16:09:44] Hutch: WOW
[16:09:45] Hutch: WOWWWWW
[16:09:47] Thuel: YEA OK.
[16:09:49] Thuel: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[16:09:49] Dibs: It's like watching a child try to speak.
[16:09:57] Dibs: Say mommy
[16:09:57] Thuel: I AM A CHILD TRYING TO SPEAK
[16:09:59] Dibs: Mooommyyyy
[16:10:00] Thuel: MOYMMY
[16:10:02] Thuel: ok
[16:10:03] Dibs: No
[16:10:05] Thuel: dont even say anythign
[16:10:06] Dibs: Mommy
[16:10:07] Sam: Oh god
[16:10:10] Sam: I laughed

tsundere desu

[23:34:00] Sam: u r so tsundere u dont even want 2 tlk 2 mi nymoar
[23:34:08] Sam: i r le sad
[23:34:15] Sam: cryyyyyy desu
[23:35:43] Thuel: I-I DONT MEAN IT LIEK DAT
[23:35:52] Sam: DESUUUUU
[23:36:22] Thuel: SHHHHHHHHH MY DADDY WILL HEAR
[23:37:15] Sam: o ok
[23:37:22] Sam: Sam holds breath
[23:37:34] Thuel: in b4 u die
[23:37:45] Sam: i am breathing through my ears
[23:37:50] Thuel: well
[23:37:54] Thuel: WELL.
[23:37:59] Thuel: okay then.

Receiving a Service

[17:34:11] Thuel: is it bad that whenever i see "receiving a service" i think of prostitution?

[17:34:24] Thuel: im trying to block it out seeing as i have to fucking revise

[17:34:48] Sam: o

[17:34:49] Thuel: T_T

[17:35:01] Acaireth: hahahahahha

[17:35:04] Acaireth: hahahahahahhahahaha

[17:35:05] Acaireth: >.<

Japanese Fapology

[24-6-2011 23:37:24] Sam: How would you go about fapping in a net cafe?

[24-6-2011 23:37:42] Thuel: now u just want me to make up something ridiculous dont u

[24-6-2011 23:37:43] Thuel: VERY WELL

[24-6-2011 23:37:49] Sam: yes

[24-6-2011 23:37:52] Thuel: u bring wit u

[24-6-2011 23:37:54] Thuel: 1 tissue paper

[24-6-2011 23:38:06] Sam: REAL MEN EAT THEIR JIZZ

[24-6-2011 23:38:08] Hutch: DFHKSAFHDSGH

[24-6-2011 23:38:10] Hutch: fAHDSKFHAKSDF

[24-6-2011 23:38:14] Thuel: 1 of those tents that unfold themselves like magic

[24-6-2011 23:38:22] Hutch: oh god

[24-6-2011 23:38:24] Hutch: i cant brethe

[24-6-2011 23:38:24] Thuel: you choose a corner seat

[24-6-2011 23:38:31] Thuel: very oimportant dis

[24-6-2011 23:38:42] Thuel: you go sit in ur tent on ur chair

[24-6-2011 23:38:53] Thuel: white u boot ur computor u take off ur pants

[24-6-2011 23:39:12] Thuel: and ur underpants but ur prolly not wearing any u creeper ew

[24-6-2011 23:39:31] Hutch: O_O

[24-6-2011 23:39:31] Thuel: u find ur website of choice

 [24-6-2011 23:39:53] Thuel: something inconspicuous like fresh prince

[24-6-2011 23:40:06] Thuel: and then u may proceed wit da fapping

[24-6-2011 23:40:08] Hutch: it worries me that you know this method so well...

[24-6-2011 23:40:28] Thuel: i studied japanese fapology in college