ruv yew

Thuel: you refused to wear a maid unfiorm im divorcing u
Thuel: and youll be paying ME alimony for YOUR kids thats YOULL keep
Thuel: youll pay me for my considerate nature of giving u the kids
Thuel: MY DURG USE?
Thuel: MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DRUG USE?

no stud

Thuel: IM A STUD
Thuel: A HANDSOME STUD
Thuel: OMG WHY
Thuel: WHY NOT
Thuel: IN WHAT WAY
Thuel: AM I NOT A STUD

STOP POYTING OTU MY TYOIESOPES

Thuel: WELL YOURE AN ASS BUTT
Thuel: I WANT TO BE A STUD
Thuel: IM STRUD LIKE
Thuel: (emo)
Thuel: STOP POITING OUT MY TYOIESOPES
Thuel: thank you
Thuel: im lolling o mcuh

boobies

Thuel: yes u can
Thuel: in the boobies
Thuel: itll incapacitate her
Thuel: yes
Thuel: and u get like
Thuel: a free show
Thuel: of her grabbing her boobies
Thuel: what

self defence honest!

Thuel: i would punch a child that was trying to kill me

get back into the kitchen

Thuel: i would be the best dude ever
Thuel: i would win in a man contest
Thuel: id still get tons of pussy tho
Thuel: just
Thuel: pussy everywhere
Thuel: im the pussy meister
Thuel: yes it does if the girl has daddy issues
Thuel: first ill hold her like a dad would
Thuel: and then invite her back to my place
Thuel: and the morning after she can make me a sandwich or she can get out
Thuel: what

panty shots

Thuel: <<< giant gunt CAMELTOE
Thuel: ok so i guess its indecent now to take a pantyshot of her?
Thuel: lame
Thuel: u shouldve took it when it was okay
Thuel: well itd be worth it
Thuel: what cmon