Edward x Jacob

[18:32] Awanken Wasp: Linx must be like
[18:32] Awanken Wasp: Edward
[18:32] Awanken Wasp: From Twilight
[18:32] Hutch Copperfield: he is my edward
[18:32] Awanken Wasp: He shines bunnyness
[18:32] Sambakza Valerian: Sparkle sparkle
[18:32] Hutch Copperfield: i am his jacob
[18:32] Hutch Copperfield: i mean bella
[18:32] Hutch Copperfield: wow
[18:32] Sambakza Valerian: Woooow
[18:32] Sambakza Valerian: Nice one Hutch
[18:32] Awanken Wasp: OH HAY JACOB

UNGUHUGHUGHGUHUNFFFFF AAAAAH~~~~

[20:07:02] Sam: Help me
[20:07:06] Sam: Hester is moaning on skype
[20:07:14] Thuel: NO STO[P OIT
[20:07:19] Thuel: IM NOT DOING IT ON PURPSOE
[20:07:30] Acaireth: she jsut can't hold it in
[20:07:33] Acaireth: (rofl)
[20:07:34] Sam: i-i-it just feels too good you guise :$
[20:07:38] Sam: ungh
[20:07:39] Sam: aaaahgghhosdfd
[20:07:41] Thuel: cmon
[20:07:41] Thuel: NMFSDIOJHNCHUD

wot

Thuel SLAPS
Thuel: how dare you call urself my wife

RACIST!!!!!11!!!!!11!!1!11

Thuel: (cash) (cash) (flex) 8-) fuck bitches get money
im black
oops thats racist
oopsie

Wilford

Thuel: wilford says hi
Thuel: hi joakim
Thuel: want me to stroke ur thighs

Trying to make Joakim her bitch

Thuel: i am a tender lover!!!
if u can get past the whip
also i dotn snuggle
thats for girls
they should do more sandwich making and bending over and less snuggling
u can wear a skirt
easy access to thighs
u can wear a maid uniform
garters

slip 'n slide (okay I'm getting lazy with the name adding)

Thuel:

<<< ill wear a waitor uniform
with garters
and underwear over it
tighty whities
):<
maximum comfort
maximum security
theres none of that
slippin and slidin
going on

ummmm

Thuel: what about the chafing
Thuel: i wore shorts one time and rode a bicycle
Thuel: the inside of my thigh man
Thuel: it was bloodshed

Have you noticed how it looks like she's been talking to herself all this time?

Thuel: im not creepy
Thuel: we're conversing

*unzips*

Thuel: oh
Thuel: oh my
Thuel: :$
Thuel: so when u unzip
Thuel: theyre like
Thuel: oh wow man whered y get those
Thuel: *touch* is that silk

you heard it here first

Thuel: GARTERS AND STOCKINGS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A HIGH CLASS PROSTITUTE OKAY
Thuel: A GIRL CAN DREAM

v_v i dont even

hester SITS HERE IN UNZIPPED JEANS, DIRTY VANS AND JEDI ROBE
hester CHAUVINIST
yes
i didnt take them off
calm down
the ladies love it
when i curse at them to hurry up
they carry my bags up the stairs u c

diaper fur

Thuel: omg what if i had like
Thuel: a problem with my bladder
Thuel: what if i had to wear diapers every night
Thuel: (emo)
Thuel: im wearing one right now
Thuel: its comfy i can jsut pee whenever i want
Thuel: im peeing right now
Thuel: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ruv yew

Thuel: you refused to wear a maid unfiorm im divorcing u
Thuel: and youll be paying ME alimony for YOUR kids thats YOULL keep
Thuel: youll pay me for my considerate nature of giving u the kids
Thuel: MY DURG USE?
Thuel: MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DRUG USE?

no stud

Thuel: IM A STUD
Thuel: A HANDSOME STUD
Thuel: OMG WHY
Thuel: WHY NOT
Thuel: IN WHAT WAY
Thuel: AM I NOT A STUD

STOP POYTING OTU MY TYOIESOPES

Thuel: WELL YOURE AN ASS BUTT
Thuel: I WANT TO BE A STUD
Thuel: IM STRUD LIKE
Thuel: (emo)
Thuel: STOP POITING OUT MY TYOIESOPES
Thuel: thank you
Thuel: im lolling o mcuh

boobies

Thuel: yes u can
Thuel: in the boobies
Thuel: itll incapacitate her
Thuel: yes
Thuel: and u get like
Thuel: a free show
Thuel: of her grabbing her boobies
Thuel: what

self defence honest!

Thuel: i would punch a child that was trying to kill me

get back into the kitchen

Thuel: i would be the best dude ever
Thuel: i would win in a man contest
Thuel: id still get tons of pussy tho
Thuel: just
Thuel: pussy everywhere
Thuel: im the pussy meister
Thuel: yes it does if the girl has daddy issues
Thuel: first ill hold her like a dad would
Thuel: and then invite her back to my place
Thuel: and the morning after she can make me a sandwich or she can get out
Thuel: what

panty shots

Thuel: <<< giant gunt CAMELTOE
Thuel: ok so i guess its indecent now to take a pantyshot of her?
Thuel: lame
Thuel: u shouldve took it when it was okay
Thuel: well itd be worth it
Thuel: what cmon