Edward x Jacob

[18:32] Awanken Wasp: Linx must be like
[18:32] Awanken Wasp: Edward
[18:32] Awanken Wasp: From Twilight
[18:32] Hutch Copperfield: he is my edward
[18:32] Awanken Wasp: He shines bunnyness
[18:32] Sambakza Valerian: Sparkle sparkle
[18:32] Hutch Copperfield: i am his jacob
[18:32] Hutch Copperfield: i mean bella
[18:32] Hutch Copperfield: wow
[18:32] Sambakza Valerian: Woooow
[18:32] Sambakza Valerian: Nice one Hutch
[18:32] Awanken Wasp: OH HAY JACOB

UNGUHUGHUGHGUHUNFFFFF AAAAAH~~~~

[20:07:02] Sam: Help me
[20:07:06] Sam: Hester is moaning on skype
[20:07:14] Thuel: NO STO[P OIT
[20:07:19] Thuel: IM NOT DOING IT ON PURPSOE
[20:07:30] Acaireth: she jsut can't hold it in
[20:07:33] Acaireth: (rofl)
[20:07:34] Sam: i-i-it just feels too good you guise :$
[20:07:38] Sam: ungh
[20:07:39] Sam: aaaahgghhosdfd
[20:07:41] Thuel: cmon
[20:07:41] Thuel: NMFSDIOJHNCHUD

wot

Thuel SLAPS
Thuel: how dare you call urself my wife

RACIST!!!!!11!!!!!11!!1!11

Thuel: (cash) (cash) (flex) 8-) fuck bitches get money
im black
oops thats racist
oopsie

Wilford

Thuel: wilford says hi
Thuel: hi joakim
Thuel: want me to stroke ur thighs

Trying to make Joakim her bitch

Thuel: i am a tender lover!!!
if u can get past the whip
also i dotn snuggle
thats for girls
they should do more sandwich making and bending over and less snuggling
u can wear a skirt
easy access to thighs
u can wear a maid uniform
garters

slip 'n slide (okay I'm getting lazy with the name adding)

Thuel:

<<< ill wear a waitor uniform
with garters
and underwear over it
tighty whities
):<
maximum comfort
maximum security
theres none of that
slippin and slidin
going on

ummmm

Thuel: what about the chafing
Thuel: i wore shorts one time and rode a bicycle
Thuel: the inside of my thigh man
Thuel: it was bloodshed

Have you noticed how it looks like she's been talking to herself all this time?

Thuel: im not creepy
Thuel: we're conversing

*unzips*

Thuel: oh
Thuel: oh my
Thuel: :$
Thuel: so when u unzip
Thuel: theyre like
Thuel: oh wow man whered y get those
Thuel: *touch* is that silk

you heard it here first

Thuel: GARTERS AND STOCKINGS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A HIGH CLASS PROSTITUTE OKAY
Thuel: A GIRL CAN DREAM

v_v i dont even

hester SITS HERE IN UNZIPPED JEANS, DIRTY VANS AND JEDI ROBE
hester CHAUVINIST
yes
i didnt take them off
calm down
the ladies love it
when i curse at them to hurry up
they carry my bags up the stairs u c

diaper fur

Thuel: omg what if i had like
Thuel: a problem with my bladder
Thuel: what if i had to wear diapers every night
Thuel: (emo)
Thuel: im wearing one right now
Thuel: its comfy i can jsut pee whenever i want
Thuel: im peeing right now
Thuel: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ruv yew

Thuel: you refused to wear a maid unfiorm im divorcing u
Thuel: and youll be paying ME alimony for YOUR kids thats YOULL keep
Thuel: youll pay me for my considerate nature of giving u the kids
Thuel: MY DURG USE?
Thuel: MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DRUG USE?

no stud

Thuel: IM A STUD
Thuel: A HANDSOME STUD
Thuel: OMG WHY
Thuel: WHY NOT
Thuel: IN WHAT WAY
Thuel: AM I NOT A STUD

STOP POYTING OTU MY TYOIESOPES

Thuel: WELL YOURE AN ASS BUTT
Thuel: I WANT TO BE A STUD
Thuel: IM STRUD LIKE
Thuel: (emo)
Thuel: STOP POITING OUT MY TYOIESOPES
Thuel: thank you
Thuel: im lolling o mcuh

boobies

Thuel: yes u can
Thuel: in the boobies
Thuel: itll incapacitate her
Thuel: yes
Thuel: and u get like
Thuel: a free show
Thuel: of her grabbing her boobies
Thuel: what

self defence honest!

Thuel: i would punch a child that was trying to kill me

get back into the kitchen

Thuel: i would be the best dude ever
Thuel: i would win in a man contest
Thuel: id still get tons of pussy tho
Thuel: just
Thuel: pussy everywhere
Thuel: im the pussy meister
Thuel: yes it does if the girl has daddy issues
Thuel: first ill hold her like a dad would
Thuel: and then invite her back to my place
Thuel: and the morning after she can make me a sandwich or she can get out
Thuel: what

panty shots

Thuel: <<< giant gunt CAMELTOE
Thuel: ok so i guess its indecent now to take a pantyshot of her?
Thuel: lame
Thuel: u shouldve took it when it was okay
Thuel: well itd be worth it
Thuel: what cmon

nevermind

[18:45:55] Thuel: [17:30:38] Thuel: Wait egat
[17:30:43] Thuel: What happwned
[17:31:53] Thuel: WHAAAAGGHGGV H HIW CAN U LEAVE ME HABFINF LIKW DUS
[17:32:04] Thuel: ITS MAJIN NE TUPO
[18:46:05] Thuel: I HAVENT BEEN TPYOINGF AS MUCH GUYS ITS COS OF THE WRITNGING I THINK
[18:46:10] Thuel: ................................................
[18:46:11] Thuel: nevermind

HELLO ANYONE?

[18:11:11] Thuel: hello hello anyone
[18:19:50] Thuel: Thuel takes of pants
[18:19:54] Thuel: TOO BAD NO ONES IS HERE
[18:20:01] Thuel: TO WITNESS THIS ACT OF UNDRESS
[18:21:28] Dibs: Dibs lurks
[18:21:34] Thuel: oh my~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

he wantses the precious

[0:37:46] Sam: woooowww
[0:37:50] Sam: Just got whispered by a DK
[0:37:55] Sam: He's being a bit creepy
[0:37:59] Thuel: umm how
[0:38:06] Sam: Wants my Real ID and all cause I quested with him when leveling
[0:38:09] Sam: And he found out I'm a girl
[0:38:28] Thuel: yes
[0:38:29] Thuel: that happens
[0:38:31] Thuel: O_O
[0:38:42] Thuel: i had that happen once and the dude turned out to be dutch too
[0:38:44] Thuel: it was creepy
[0:39:28] Sam: What really
[0:39:33] Sam: How did you find out he was dutch
[0:39:46] Thuel: when ppl ask me where i live i tend to just tell them
[0:39:49] Thuel: >_>
[0:39:51] Thuel: <_<
[0:40:00] Sam: Yeah me too
[0:40:35] Sam: Yeah this guy keeps asking me if I want to join his arena team
[0:40:39] Sam: Two Death Knights and a Disc priest
[0:40:47] Sam: Somehow that doesn't sound like a good combo :^)
[0:41:55] Thuel: i wouldnt know
[0:41:59] Thuel: he wants ur dick!!!
[0:42:09] Sam: My proverbial dick
[0:43:10] Thuel: yes
[0:43:16] Thuel: he wantses the precious